Description
More than anything, Iâremember the humidity. It wasthatâthick, salty Caribbean air that sticks to your skin like a second shirt. It was overlooking that white-as-powdered sugar sand, on this porch atâthis resort, and my wife and I were celebrating our 10th anniversary. We had just been fed anobscene amount of lobster for dinner and this oddly old man-looking waiterâhad popped a bottle of vintage champagne that literally cost more than my car did the first time I was tones 9.
Product Specifications
| Attribute | Detail |
|---|---|
| Product Name | H. Upmann Half Corona |
| Origin | Cuba |
| Factory | José F. Palacios |
| Vitola | Half Corona |
| Length | 90mm (3.5 inches) |
| Ring Gauge | 44 |
| Wrapper | Cuba (Vuelta Abajo) |
| Binder | Cuba (Vuelta Abajo) |
| Filler | Cuba (Vuelta Abajo) |
| Strength | mild |
The mood was right. She was looking at the moon, I was looking ather andthe waiter hovered, waiting to know whether weâwould like coffee or adigestif. Now hereâs the thing, Iâma cigar manâfull stop. But some nights Iâdonât want to go be by myself for 90 minutes with a Double Corona.
I don’t want to sit leave her sittingthere wile I go to the smoking lounge for example and thinkâabout the universe. I was looking for something that would do as an in-betweenthe main course andâinevitable stroll on the beach. I was seeking a âshort windowâ smoke for which I didnâtâhave to think ofas less than. I pulled out a tinâfrom mytravel humidor.
I was saving these for anâoccasion just like this. I removed the cap, found some resistance on the draw and thenâlit it. That smoke? The
H.
Upmann Half Corona. Isâjust what the doctor ordered. The Specs
Feature
Details
Product Type
Cigar
Vitola de Galera
Half Corona ( TrĂšs Petit Corona)
Sizeâ(L, H)
90mm\\(3.5 inch)
Organized by Vuelta Abajo: Pinar delâRĂo
Body
Light to Medium
Wrapper/Binder/Filler
Cubanâ(Vuelta Abajo)100%
Construction: Small but Mighty
As that portly lothario Samuel Clemens said, all generalizations are dangerous, including this one) -but judging from its size and looks: The H. Upmann Half Corona could ostensibly be considered a âsnackââcigar.
Itâs shortâonly 90mm. Butâdonât be fooled bythe small size. Itâs a 44 ring gauge, however, which means itâs gotâsome heft to it; you wonât believe it snaps like a cigarillo. In my hand, it feels stout.
Solid. Itâs the classic Cuban construction where they donât really care how pretty the wrapper leaf is,âjust as long as itâs got some nice oil on those leaves so they were tended to nicely.
Iâveâsmokeddozens, and the consistency is usually there. Thisonethough had a perfect pre light draw – enough resistance to let you know itâs longfilled with Vuelta Abajoâtobacco. Cold draw is cedar and lightâhay. Itâs cleanâsmelling, like a barn on a summer afternoon.
There might be someâveins on the wrapper, but that’s just aye I love me ah and that is the beauty ofa hand-made Cuban. This is not a plastic-wrapped machine-made stick, okay, itâhas personality. Greetings: The Openingthird
The initial light for me isâalways mystory. It does notfuck around withâHalf Corona.
Being this short, the fire literallyhits the âmeatâ of the blendâright away. I lunged at an aromaticwood ââcedar predominantly â and a strong nuttiness. It wasn’t aggressive. It was sort of like a friendly âhelloâ froman oldâfriend.
It startedâout firmly light-to-medium. I mustâsay, the smoke issuing from this little stick is pretty stout. There I sat on that porch puffing smoke rings theâsize ofashaggy Cuban cigar all the way up to heaven. There was also aâsubtle floral aroma in the air.
Itâs the non-stinky scent that doesnât offend the larger-than-life charactersâatthe next table; itâs a big deal at fancy resorts. Itâs balanced and smooth and so, soâcreamy right off the bat. Second Third:âTheFine heart of the issue
After Iâd nibbledâmy way to the middle of the stick, and this is a short trip, letâs not fool ourselves, the flavors grew stronger.
Hereâs where the H. Upmann DNAâreally sings. I be-gan to pick up overtones of roasted coffee, and a type of sweetness I was subse-quently to believe mightâhave been sugared cocoa powder. Not sugar-milk chocolates butyou know, that dry, earthy cocoa you have in aâdark truffle. Itâs also sortâof a subtlecitrus situation.
Some guys call it orangeâpeel,â and to me thatâs more like some zest. It is allitâs aâfoil but palate cleansing, too. Iâalso took a sip of some kind of vintage Cuban rum (when in Rome, right?), and the waycoffee notes in the cigar cavorted about with that molasses theme runningâamok in the rum was simply⊠well⊠it was good. The burn was all good,âthough, andI do enjoy that.
Iâve smoked short cigars that burn lopsided because theyâare too hot, but the HalfCorona was cool. I was pacing myself, though. You can’t rush these. If you haul on itlike a freightâtrain, it will turn bitter on you.
Consider it a conversation â too longâbetween puffs. Andthen, then there is power play. Now hereâs whereit gets interesting. For a cigar soâminuscule youâd expect it to just fade away but the Half Coronaâs certainly got bite in its backside.
The tension was a bit stronger in the last inchâor so. Light-medium moved up to and afullâmedium. The leathery notes also startedâto step up, and that sly spicy Iâd-sipped-for-pulled-through was now calling the shots. It was slightlyâpunchy at the end.
Itâwas not great, but it let me know that wasthat. Everything that wasâearthy, it got more intenseand even the aromatic woods turned into richer, muskier flavor. I ended up smokingâit tothe nub â my fingers were getting warm. I didn’t want to put it down.
Itâs brief, but itis dense. There isâno âfillerâ time with this cigar. Every puff is doing work. History and Context
I philosophize about history, whenâI smoke.
H. Upmann has been around sinceâ1. (3 1/2 x 54) Herman Upmann was a German banker who loved Cuban cigars so much that he moved to Havana in 1 and set up as both bankerâand cigar maker. Heâd been shipping his cigarsâback to Europe in cedar boxes as gifts for his clients. That’sâwhy we there are cedaboxes today.
The HalfCorona has a coolâback-story, too. It wasâmade in the early 1900s for aUK based importer. The thinking went: Men required a cigarette they could consume during theintermission atâthe theater. They didnât have two hours; they had 20 minutesâbefore the curtain would rise again.
It became unpopular for a while, butHabanos S. A. brought it backâin 2. I genuinely do believe they brought it backâat the right time. With smoking bans everywhere in Europe and beyond, there are times when you only have a few minutes outside of aâbar or a restaurant. You donât want to be throwing it away when yourâhalf way through a Robusto.
The response to the modern, as-we-all-call-it, no-time-for-anything world is the HalfâCorona. Itâs a 21st-century theatresmoke.â
Pairing Recommendations
If youâre goingâto light one of theseup, you need a proper pairing.
1.
Cuban Rum:
Obviously. Aâ7-year-old Havana Club or similar shows off the vanilla and cocoa In it.
2. Espresso:
This is the one I reach for when I needa middayâbreak. Itâwould take a strong espresso to pare against the dark finish of an H.
Upmann.
3. Light Lager:
So you’re sitting out in the heat,âpoolside and what not; a nice cold, crisp beer that won’t be over powering on the-light-to-medium side profile of Zeal Cigars provided cigar.
4. SpeysideâScotch:
Somethinghoneyed and with some fruit, not too peaty. You donât want to have that scotch blockingâthatcigar around.
My Verdict
On the basis of this halfway stage, I would say there is complexity here but not a lot of whang and bite twoâthirds into the Half Corona.
Is it the most complex cigar Iâveâever smoked? No. Will it changeyour life? Probably not. âBut is it one of the most reliableâand tastyand easy-to-smoke in my humidor?
Absolutely. Itâs myâdog-walking cigar. It is the cigar I grab for when sitting on a stool, awaitingâan acab.â And it was the cigar I smoked to mark my 10th wedding anniversaryâitself as a way to have something that felt enough for me right now â without being so thinky that I wasnât there with my wife. Itâs a “no-nonsense” Cuban.
You end up getting all thatâVuelta Abajo richness â the earth, the cream, the leather â at a level you can smoke without sacrificing two hours of your life. I always keep five inâan atin in my purse.â They are sturdy, they are punchy and â best of all âthey donât takeâup an entire afternoon. And if you are among those who havenât had one, well ââletâs just say youâre missing out. Itâs not how longâthe smoke lingers; itâs how goodthe smoke is while it lay you down to die.â And forâ25 minutes or so, this thing is about as goodas anything thatâs twice its size.
Final Thought:
Solid.
Just plain solid. Itâsthe little brother of the Upmann line that doesnât let anyoneâshove him around in a room full of big fellas. The next time youâre pressed for time andâcraving a havanapop, reach for one of these. You won’t regret it.












