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Iâsat on a piece of driftwood, one of those elongated logs the sun and salt have bleached white, in an area of beach that doesnât appear on most maps. Itâsâone of those places where the tide does all the talking. The sun had just begun its slow, weighty descent toward the horizonâand the Caribbean Sea became a sheet of hammered copper. I didnât have cell signal, I didnât have a watch and for once,âno one was asking me to do them a favor.
Product Specifications
| Attribute | Detail |
|---|---|
| Product Name | Cohiba Lanceros 25 |
| Origin | Cuba |
| Factory | El Laguito |
| Vitola | Laguito No. 1 |
| Length | 1 mm (7.6 inches) |
| Ring Gauge | 38 |
| Wrapper | Cuba (Vuelta Abajo) |
| Binder | Cuba (Vuelta Abajo) |
| Filler | Cuba (Vuelta Abajo) |
| Strength | Medium – Full |
I had only a torch lighter, a double-blade cutter and a cedar coffin Iâd been saving forâjust this occasion. You ever just feel like the world is tooâdamn loud? Where everything is a âpriorityâ and everybody needs aâresponse ten minutes ago? Thatâs whenâI go to the coast.
I need the salt air to scour theâbrain some. But a time like that â thoughtful, serene, observing the sky go fromâorange to bruised purple â requires a particular sort of companion. You canât just set fire to a short, squat Robusto and puff through it in fortyâminutes. Thatâs a “business lunch” smoke.
No, this is whenâthe sun decides to dawdle on closing time and you require a cigar that complies with the clock only in doing away with it. That smoke? The
Cohiba Lanceros. Itâs a pencil so thin and delicate-looking that I felt slightly embarrassed holding it in my fat fingers with the great expanse of ocean behind â but also, Iâm telling you, it has more character in its slenderâlittle body than all those âgorilla fingerâ cigars put together.
I pulled it from my travel humidorâand the wrapper was kissed by a cool breeze, for free â so I knew that the next 90 minutes were something Iâd remember long after the tan had faded. The Specs
But first, before I letâyou know how the thing actually performed for me on the sand: The vitals.
This is no ordinary cigar, itâs aâpiece of history you can light afire. Feature
Detail
Product Name
Cohiba Lanceros (Box of 25)
Factory Name
El Laguito (Havana, Cuba)
Vitola de Galera
Laguito No. 1
The Transition:âHistory to My Hand
Iâll tell you â there is something substantial about lighting upâa Lancero. If you know your history, you knowâthat this was the cigar Fidel Castro used to hand out back in the day when heads of state and diplomats came calling. It was the Cohiba âsecretâ before Cohiba even existed as a brand that members ofâthe public could buy on 1.
Just to clutch it in my hands feels a little like something out of an old-school spy novel, or at least the story ofâsomeone who knows a guy who knows a guy. Itâs the “King of Cubans” for nothing, though itâs aâlow-key king. Thereâs no need for it to be heavy in order to pack aâpunch. The first thing that caught my eye when I was sittingâthere on the beach was that pigtail cap.
Itâs a small pigtail of tobacco at the head, characteristic of the El Laguitoâfactory. Itâs elegant. Itâs refined. Also, it rolls likeâa son of a bitch.
You see, 38 ringâgauge is skinny. You know, if a torcedor (the roller) gets even one blade extra in there, the cigar is a tentâpeg â you ainât gonna get a lick of smoke.â If they under-fill it, the smokeâburns hot and tastes like camping gone bad. This is the real test ofâa roller. Checking out mine,âthe build was sturdy.
No soft spots, no lumps. Justâa tall, slim beauty of a Colorado shade. Construction and Pre-Light
I cut my cutter, clean straight cut just enough to get rid of that pigtail and tookâa cold draw.
I hadnât even gotten the flame to it and I was alreadyâhaving these grassy, herbal notes. It was loaded with flavor, aâfresh meadow after a rainstorm. The wrapper was almost oily to myâthumb â it felt smooth and slick. The dusk of the beach made meâsee the tiny veins inthe Vuelta Abajo leaf.
This is tobacco Central Park, the dirt that makes otherâstuff look like a backyard garden. The drawâwas what I wanted, at least. A little resistence â something like drinking a thick milkshake through a straw â butâsmooth. Iâve smoked Lanceros before that were a struggle toâdraw, but this one?
Thisâwas rolled by an insider. I toasted the foot gently and gradually, ensuring that everyâbit of that 38 ring gauge was aglow before I drew on it proper. TheâFlavor Profile: A Three-Act Drama
The First ThirdâThe Golden Hour
As the sun dipped intoâthe ocean, I received the first plumes of my Lanceros.
I mean Iâd be lying if I thought there would be a gutâpunch. But instead, I got honey. Dark, honey flavour, almostâlike molasses and a sharp cedar-y after taste. Thatâs classic Cohiba â polished, balanced, surprisinglyâsweet.
There was also a vegetal earthly toneâto it, something that reminded me of the wet sand along the waterline. It wasnât dense; it was lightâand fragrant. The puff generated the tortilla coated smoke I expect naught less from aâwell made cigar for something so thin and had sweet smelling flowers attached. I had the sense thatâI was sitting in a garden, which also just happened to be on fire in the most delightful of ways.
II The Transitionâto the Darker Phase
After about half an hour, the sky had become as dark indigo and theâcigar began to change. The honey remained, accompanied by a sweet licorice note thatâI wasnât expecting. The cedarâwas a little spicier, more like a spiced cedar chest than just pure wood. This is whereâthe Lancero excels.
Because thereâs less fillerâand more wrapper-to-tobacco ratio, you taste the quality of that outer leaf. I beganâto detect the roasted-nuts-in-cream-like coffee notes, and perhaps a slight creamy coffee bean feel. Itâs complex. It was as if with each drag it were recounting a different part of theâstory.
It wasnât just smoking; I wasâlistening. The Last Third: TheâMidnight Finale
By the time I had only a couple inches left,âthe stars were beginning to emerge.
This is often where aâcigar begins to take on a hot, bitter tasteâbut not the Lanceros. The strength had inched up from medium toâa solid medium-full. The spiceâwas the lead singer â cinnamon and an edge of black pepper â but it never turned aggressive. It was a handshake, but firm and long, like those given during a hearty conclusionâto a meeting.
I could taste notes of dark cacao and a long-lasting herbalâfinish that remained on my tongue long after the smoke had left. I smoked it so long that my fingers started to warm, not wanting to loseâthe moment. The Pairing: What to Sip?
Now, because I was on a beach, I didnât have a whole lot to choose from beyond whatâI had in my cooler. But withâa Cohiba Lanceros, you have to be careful. You donât want a heavy, peaty Scotch thatâs going to punch those delicate floral notes ofâthe cigar in the teeth. I opted for a plain, oldâCuban rumânothing more, nothing less.
The rumâsweetness matched perfectly with the honey and cedar on this smoke. If youâre not a spirits person (weâve been there!), try a clean black coffee,âor even a sparkling water with a twist of lime. You want something that hoses the things down, not somethingâthat paints them with sugar or smoke. Thisâis the lead cigar â the drinkâ: itâs only singing backup.
Value and Use: WhoâIs This For? Look, Iâm going toâbe honest with you. A box ofâ25 Cohiba Lanceros is a commitment. Itâs not the kind of thing that youâre going to buy to hand out at a bachelor party forâguys who are going to chew on the tip and let it go out after ten minutes.
That would be a tragedy. This is for theâperson who wants to smoke because they love smoking. Itâs for the vet who understands whatâa tough vitola it is. Itâs for the person who has ninety minutes to kill and stays up at night pondering how to use thatâtime wisely.
If youâre a âpower smokerâ looking to blow through a cigar in 30 minutes, notâfor you. You will overheat thisâthing and destroy it. But if you have patience? Iâd you can handle thin ringâgauge?
Itâs a top-tier experience. The Verdict
Pulling myself up off my driftwood log and sweeping the sand from my jeansâI turned to look at what was left of the little nub of the Lanceros.
I felt. still. Theâmontecristo did exactly what I wished it to do. It slowed me down. It was an excuse to sit and watch the world without a sense that I should be checkingâfor email or solving something.
Itâs not just a cigar; itâsâa vibe, man. Itâsâsophisticated, it gets finicky when you donât treat it right, and itâs got a ton of flavor, in layers that just arenât present in thicker sticks. Is it the most âbang forâyour buckâ with regards to pure amount of tobacco? No.
Butâin the experience? Itâs difficult to find much that rivalsâit for a pensive evening. If you happen upon a box, and can stand waiting asâlong as it may take for them to mature a little (theyâre even better with time, I promise), get them. Throw them in your humidor and save for a dayâwhen the world is too loud and you live nowhere near a beach.
You wonât regret it. Final Thought:
Solid.
Absolutely solid. Just be sure to remember a decent lighter; the wind at the beachâis serious business, and you donât want a battle with nature while youâre trying to enjoy your masterpiece. Stay smoky, my friends.
















